Ah Mei: Do you think this Sek Mei only has a reputation?
Ah Lo: Pig-headed Sek Mei!
Ah Yuet: Because you're craving pork, I'm cooking up everything that's made of pig in this pot so you can smell it. Maybe the smell will reduce your craving!
Ah Lo: If you wanted to cook something that reeks of pork, why don't you cook the person who smells like it most in this house? (Points to Ah Mei's room)
Ah Yuet: We don't need to cook her! I can just call her out and you can smell her.
Ah Lo: Do you dare to do that?!
Sa Sa: My parents were a very loving couple, perfect for each other!
Gwai Chi: It's too bad I wasn't born in time to witness it.
Sa Sa: Don't pretend to be of young age!
Nim Chi: No matter how foggy the sky is, the truth will always be revealed.
Nim Chi: As long as you try hard, a steel pole will be able to be mended into a needle.
Ah Lo: Don't think that just because you have big teeth you can bite people [with remarks].
Ah Yat: I don't just have big teeth. In fact, I have a lot of things that are bigger than yours!
Ah Hong: The biggest fear of a man [besides his wife cheating] is to have an ugly and irritating wife.
Ah Mei: Good people die early!
Ying Gei: Maybe we can tell people that they wrongly accused us and that'll solve everything.
Nim Fu: If it was that easy, there wouldn't be any injust cases in this world!
Bak Hup: I can't believe people still want to harm me even though I have the soul of a saint.
Nim Fu: Women have nothing great besides their jealousy.
People are afraid of popularity. Pigs fear getting plump.
Hoi Tong: These herbal medicine are of high-quality!
Pharmacist: Miss, you look unwell. Why don't you take these herbs home to drink?
Hoi Tong: It's because I'm sick that I need to sell these herbs so that I can have money to buy medicine.
Pharmacist: Huh?!
Ah Lo: As long as you have the dream...
Ah Yat: Reality is in reach.
Nim Chi: It's so difficult to be a good person!
Ah Lo: The person wears the jewelry, not the other way around. I look like an elite, so even if I wore fake items, people would think they were real!
Ah Lo: People are selfish. If the problem is not theirs, then it's not a great concern to them.
Gossiping is an art, especially when you gossip in front of that person's face.
Nim Chi: People who find scapegoats are irresponsible.
Man Gwai Fei: Brother, are you dreaming? (Slaps Kwok Kau)
Man Kwok Kau: Wah! Of course not.
Man Gwai Fei: Then am I dreaming?
Man Kwok Kau: (Slaps Gwai Fei)
Man Gwai Fei: Ouch! It hurts.
Both: (Stares in shock) Are we seeing a ghost then?
Empress: Hoi Tong, are you painting in your leisure?
Hoi Tong: Madam
Empress: What are you painting? Why does the capital gate look like a person?
Hoi Tong: I'm not painting, but writing a letter.
Empress: A letter?
Hoi Tong: Yes. This capital gate represents the word 'sing' and the person with the sword is the word 'mo.' The smiling lips means that I'm okay. I want to tell my parents that even though Sing Mo has left me, I'm not sad. They don't need to worry about me.
Empress: If you write this way, you'll never finish. It's so 'stupid.'
Hoi Tong: What?
Empress: Nothing. I just want to say that you're dumb.
Hoi Tong: I have no choice. I'm illiterate. It'll take three years for me to learn! That's even longer.
Empress: If you don't know, you can ask other people. Let me help you.
Hoi Tong: It's not necessary.
Empress: Writing is my expertise!
Hoi Tong: But...
Empress: But what? No more objections! Stand to the side and don't bother me. If I don't write well, it'll be your fault.
Hoi Tong: Okay.
Empress: Bring me paper and pen.
Hoi Tong: Okay.
Empress: (Hands Hoi Tong finished letter) It's simple. Your parents will understand after they read it.
Hoi Tong: My parents will surely understand after three years.
Empress: Huh? Why?
Hoi Tong: Like me, my parents are also illiterate.
Empress: Why didn't you say so before?
Hoi Tong: I was going to, but you told me not to speak up, so I was silent.
Empress: You're so 'stupid.'
Hoi Tong: (Confused)
Nim Fu: The three things that women love, but men fear, are crying, making a scene and playing mah-jong!
Ah Yuet: I don't know why, but compared to the first time that I married her, I'm more excited and nervous now.
Princess: Naturally! Love is more precious after it's lost.
Ying Gei: Husband! Let's follow Ah Yuet's example. Divorce me and then remarry me! We can relive the excitement and collect red packets! What a deal!
Ah Hong: That's clever, auntie-in-law.
Ying Gei: Of course.
Nim Fu: Very smart, dear, but would I be stupid enough to marry you twice?
Nim Chi: As long as I'm alive, you're [Nim Fu] not to bully Ying Gei!
Ying Gei: Thanks, sister-in-law! But you mustn't die too soon!
Chan Kiu: We travelled so long for the wedding and the couple broke up before the banquet!
Dai Chuen: It's your fault! You gave them the red packet too early! We got nothing out of it and still had to pay for the trip!
Ah Biu: Stop arguing! They called off the wedding because you gossiped a started a fight between the families.
Ah Tai: Right, and you have the nerve to blame others.
Chan Kiu: Ha! That just shows they have poor character and vulnerability if they get mad over something so small! They're better off not having that son-in-law.
Dai Chuen: Such marriages are bound to fail.
Chan Kiu: Exactly.
Ah Mei: Aunt, are you sick? You almost tripped!
Ying Gei: I was thinking!
Ah Lo: Wow! You're finally using your brain?
Men who are successful are afraid of their wives.
Ah Mei: Men treat their wife and money the same way. He doesn't carry them with him!
Ah Lo: He leaves them at home after he gets his hands on them.
Nim Fu: Our family is a showcase of many different relationships. We have a timid husband, a fierce husband, and a husband with two wives!
Empress: What are you doing?
Man Kwok Kau: Fool! Apart from doing evil, what else are we capable of?
Sa Sa: The truth winces the ear!
Ying Gei: Make sure we keep the secret well!
Ah Yat: Everything will be fine.
Ah Lo: Don't worry! My neat teeth tells you that I can keep secrets very well.
Ah Mei: As you know, I hate to gossip.
Ah Yat: And you can trust that my lips are sealed.
Ying Gei: I'm an idiot! No one will believe me.
Ah Mei: Then we're fine!
Ah Lo: A woman's greatest fears are wrinkles, being an old maid, and being infertile.
Ah Lo: Don't let Hei Hei touch Foon Foon! He must not play with Foon Foon.
Hoi Tong: Why? They've always played happily together.
Ah Lo: It's a family feud. Nevermind, you won't get it anyways. It will be either Foon Foon or Hei Hei from now on! Hei Hei is not to touch Foon Foon and the two must always be apart.
Hoi Tong: So the children must never be together! Oh no! That means there'll be no more 'happiness' (foon hei).